Joy Delights in Joy
i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
(Source: tomdaleyshipthrust, via geckosquid)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
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heislikefireburningthroughtime:
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
too soon
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
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